Taken it seriously
Clearly, Liam is prone to whining
This must have taken ages to craft, what with the fire and the blood and all. Would the parents really notice if one baggie of snacks disappeared? Liam and Alexra could share it. But they don’t sound like the sharing types.
Talking back but by writing back
My Dad leaves misspelled notes, and I leave replies from funny
Yes, that’s the musician Handel, who wrote Messiah. To be fair, Handel has been deceased since 1759, so it’s accurate to say that he’s broken. He probably will be for a while, too.
Is this why they’re endangered?
Straight to the point
The child said she was embarrassed by lunch notes
my daughters said she was too old for notes in her lunch – my reply and WIN from funny
It’s lucky that this isn’t a lunch note then, right? And if anyone doubts this fact, just look at the underlining of the word not. Do you think the child appreciated this not note?
The clue is in the title
Found this note in my bathroom drawer after my dad tried to borrow toothpaste from funny
It’s not called mouthisil. Clearly, this is not the daughter’s fault. Unless the daughter is somehow responsible for partially blinding the dad but not in a way that stops him from writing notes.